Video PortalAudio PortalGames PortalArt PortalBulletin Board SystemSearch
Miner Ballad (Minecraft)

AUTHOR INFORMATION

RealFaction

Author
RealFaction





Following

ngutils.initFollowButton"#ffr_58ae4c1d55f9a_2", "f9009%O755d1a474824%749dOfb4bc741f5%Pc1841r85%%542394%7%7%17b%ff5bs588a7852O056er974ers%7d4828%%s8%7%abfdb5df5dbrfPdc48%27rP1cd6133rf4bc067a03d264e56e78059aa7802ab75%s%4d7P%%O%rr18153998318668864", "ff-g-gC4-mu7N";
AUTHOR COMMENTS

A parody of Minecraft, a special ballad for all those miners who can relate :

Lyrics:

So there I was, looking out,
was a sunny day with blocky clouds,
it was time to go explore,
I thought "today maybe I'll find some iron ore".
I ventured to the caves,
for the rocks I shaved,
I got a pickaxe then I look over to my right,
saw this girl looking for a reply,
she said I had some nicely painted blocks,
she looked down at my pants and saw my socks.
That's how we met, then came one day,
we went on a date and something got in the way,
while we were at my home,
a griefer destroyed the dome,
I asked "why do ya gotta bother me?"
he said "this server has no insurance policy".

Me and my woman decided to get married,
build a house with iron ore after we moved IP's.
One day her belly grew half a block,
I knew then she was pregnent with my son: Freddy Todd.
When he went to preschool he got picked on by the boys oh yes he did,
he said "those meanies said I was a blocky kid"
I said "Son you still got time to grow I got another lesson for you,
everyone is blocky so this game is nothing new",
one day he graduated and went to Ender U,
I told him to be careful but I guess he already knew.
One day the admin came to me and my spouse,
he said the server was changing soon so I lost my house,
and once again I start over on some other place,
my wife never logged on again cuz her files were erased.

-shows a guy at his desk on his computer- I'm so alone....

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

TenebrizTenebriz

Rated 5 / 5 stars ::

T_T


Created by The New Age Soldier