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Kermit Gangster Rap

RealFaction Author RealFaction

Title: Educational Gangster. This is a parody of Kermit the Frog, I like doing his voice so i thought i'd make a parody song. Here's the lyrics:

Last name the frog, first name kermit,
it's a tough neighborhood but I am not a hermit.
Sesame Street never saw it comin',
rollin' down the block and all the kids start runnin'.
tell em not to worry have no weapons in my pouch,
you'd see more of a threat from Oscar the Grouch.
Educating people is what I do best,
I'll take you to school son and to Big Bird's nest,
if you freestyle with me, there's no way you'll win,
you don't wanna mess with this amphibian.
I'm as green as the grass, so I stand my ground,
but nobody can cut me, cause I run this town.
Harry can have Miss Piggy as a last resort,
cause I don't wanna have kids with hogwarts.

Oh snap son, was my vocabulary too good?
Mr. Rogers can't even touch my neighborhood,
cause I got good rep in the swamp and the street,
This program's brought to by the letter D for Dead Meat.
Barney the dinosaur is ancient history,
his old bones don't hold against Sesame Street.
I've been on talk shows, then I party late at night,
cause only the big dogs roll that's right.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

No one fucks with Kermit. Better respect.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Kermit de frog here.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i wish to animate this


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oho this is fucking PRICELESS

Wow is that really you is as Kermit? Sounds like the actual thing and the lyrics are something else I mean this is probably one of the best things I've heard in a while. In short this is flawless


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh my god I started laughing when I saw the title XD A couple months back I started talking like Kermit and I'd be all gangster like "What up frawg" and make bad puns... But this, this is great! I actually had to stop it cause I'd wake people up I was laughing so hard XD The accurate voice acting REALLY gave it quality, too.

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